On Beavers
If a tree falls in the forest when there's nobody around
But the carpenter who felled it, do you s'pose it makes a sound?
And just how are its travel needs fulfilled in such a place?
How is our tree transported to its new resting place?
Does our aspiring builder use blueprints for his floor?
Are the sticks and mud he's got anough, or will he need some more?
How is his lovely lakeside view? How did he lay his plans?
Well, I don't know. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dam.-October 2003
